#he DESERVES it

[angstandhappiness]

GORGEOUS

Even the hottest light can't warm what is simply not there

[chimneyz]

i think we as a fandom need to be a little more horny about chimney han

[dualcosmog]

0673 Gogoat

[peppermintsandbones5]

Is there an adaptation of pride and prejudice where someone slaps mr wickham? Because I’d very much like to see that

[discountsoysauce]

Yeah no I agree there. I also think that Ros' closeness with Aimsey, while yes he was just using it to get to Ros, did kind of genuinely irritate him. There are three times I can think of that Ros has taken Aimsey's side over Owen's. Two of which occurred when Owen interrogated Aimsey about the bell being stolen and antagonized them, leading to him almost being sniped to death once and then ambushed by Aimsey and Callum and almost being killed again, both of which he told Ros about which ended in her asking him to apologize to Aimsey.

But honestly I don't think that situation was even that upsetting to Owen, he may have even been aiming for it.

Something that I do think genuinely caught him off guard was a small thing that happened before the gladiator match. Clownpierce wanted a spyglass, so Owen loaned his. When he asked Clown for it back, he said he'd given it to Ros, and when he asked Ros, she said she gave it to Aimsey. He asked if she could ask for it back, and I don't remember if Aimsey told her no or if she just never asked, but instead of insisting on getting it back, she took Owen on a trip back to the castle to get a new one. I think that small moment is what solidified the idea that Ros would choose Aimsey over him every time, and being someone that Aimsey was at odds with put him in a difficult position with the Kingdom bc of Ros' authority.

you know what just occurred to me

idk if anyone remembers this. but. right before the pre-duel party (42:00 minutes in on ros' vod "the duel and the deal" on her vod channel), owen was lightheartedly making fun of ros, and ros made a joke about her firing him

then ros got distracted when clown arrived, but owen kept asking her if she had meant what she said, and she pretended that she was serious and it got tense between them, before she revealed it was a joke and owen (seemingly) laughed it off

but i feel like... THAT moment, that tiny little throwaway moment, is what solidified it in owen's mind to drive her out of the kingdom.

i feel like owen realized in that moment, even if ros was joking, that she COULD do that. she's above him in the kingdom hierarchy; she's the second in command, the queen regent when foolish had died. barring that, foolish trusts ros possibly the most out of everyone in the kingdom. if SHE didnt fire owen, she could surely convince foolish to do it.

i feel like that moment was the moment owen realized just how much of a threat ros' authority over him and the kingdom was. the moment he realized he had to cut her off before she could ruin his plans. that little joke was the first domino in the events that would happen next.

[heavenjbrat]

joe is probably already on his way back home prepared to stay at home and not be seen for the next 3-4 months

[crowaroni]

[bruciemilf]

I think it’d be so funny if Bruce just refuses to disclose the existence of Robin to the league. He knows it’d take less than a minute for them to form a wicked mock club against him.

Except he just? Carries Robin around. Under that endless void that is his cape. Clark pinches the stress point between his brows. “Batman, is that a child under your cape?”

“No.”

“Bruce I can HEAR his heartbeat.”

“I think the long exposure to kryptonite partially damaged your brain. There is no child here, Clark.”

“He’s literally drinking Barry’s coffee right now.”

“He’s WHAT-“

[kathaynesart]

Yes this is a real thing that happened yesterday and you cannot change my mind that Donnie wasn't the winner of that auction!!

I know this is a little early for a Christmas post, but I had to hop on this delicious bit of news before someone else did! You can read all about the actual toy and auction: HERE

[trickquestionn]

I like to imagine that as the show progresses, jon just starts dressing more and more like gertude "more cardigan than woman" robinson. He starts off in his fancy jackets and vest but by the end he's just wearing a cardigan over some random sweater from the town near the safehouse with those sweatpants that dont have the elastic at the bottom and are just really loose

do we see the vision,,,,, possibly,,,,,,,

[itsscaredycat]

i was watering my pumpkins the other day and i thought of him

(handyman bill au by @/LosanPostle and @/waty_mot on twitter!)

[fiery-rat]

extra HC that the og Elias was a stealthy trans man, Jonah didn't know about it when stealing his body. he didn't know he has to take HRT either and got his period back.

[dezmouse]

my babies… it’s their year I can feel it DEEP IN MY BONES

[gabitzart]

Copia

[witless-winion1]

ignoring Mr Jalpeño’s blatant Good Boy erasure

imagine Argos fucking hates the suitors. He senses the bad vibes and he growls and snaps at them at every opportunity. Several of the suitors have scars from being ‘nipped’.

imagine Odysseus disguising himself as a suitor, sneaking around, stealing weapons, and blending in with the other assholes during Hold Them Down

now imagine our favorite puppo making that super hard because he sees his master!! His owner is home, he hasn’t seen Ody since he was a puppy!! And now he’s old and slow but he’s damn happy to see his master, whether he looks homeless and is very stinky or not

imagine some of the other suitors wondering why the old king’s dog seems to like This One Rando so much, that he’s dancing around his legs like a fool, licking his scarred hands and sniffing his cloak obsessively, even as said Rando Suitor is trying to push him away between head pats